Who Takes the Socks Off?
Ever laid awake asking yourself the deeply unnecessary questions in life? Welcome home.
Join Ross & Simon as they tackle life’s most bizarre mysteries, absurd urban legends, pop-culture plot holes, and hilarious, unspoken everyday truths. No filter, no topic off-limits, and absolutely no guarantee of actual wisdom, just top-tier British banter, sharp humour, and ridiculous debates.
Whether they're dissecting why the English language makes zero sense or questioning childhood TV logic, every episode is a deep dive into the absurd.
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Jump straight into Season 2 where the podcast takes it's current form, then maybe go back for season 1 after.
MUST-LISTEN FAN FAVORITES:
- Episode 34: Why did they take all the dicks and fannys out of books?
- Episode 39: Why did Bungle put on pyjamas to go to bed but wandered about naked all day?
- Episode 32: Why is the English language so f*ed up?
- Episode 37: Is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Just a Massive Prick Tease?
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Who Takes the Socks Off?
Episode 55 - What would be the most useless superpower?
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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It's two twats and an international comedy person!
Yes, this month Ross and Simon are once again joined by Michael Frankland and we're talking superpowers. More to the point, shit superpowers. Would you like to be able to fly but only 6 inches off the ground? Be able to speak to animals but only when they're asleep?
The boys have a whole host of insanely useless super powers lined up for you along with the usual games like Sock or Crock and Asockalypse Now.
So don your tighty-whities over your trousers (pants for the US), grab a cape (no capes darlings) and join us for a hyper-leap into the world of superheroes!
Michael Frankland
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/michaelfranklandcomedy/
- Granny's Tactical Socks Background by Scottish Guy from Pixabay
- Church Bell effect by freesound_community from Pixabay
- Wind effect by Juan Carlos from Pixabay
- Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis,
- Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel,
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