Who Takes the Socks Off?
Ever laid awake asking yourself the deeply unnecessary questions in life? Welcome home.
Join Ross & Simon as they tackle life’s most bizarre mysteries, absurd urban legends, pop-culture plot holes, and hilarious, unspoken everyday truths. No filter, no topic off-limits, and absolutely no guarantee of actual wisdom, just top-tier British banter, sharp humour, and ridiculous debates.
Whether they're dissecting why the English language makes zero sense or questioning childhood TV logic, every episode is a deep dive into the absurd.
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Jump straight into Season 2 where the podcast takes it's current form, then maybe go back for season 1 after.
MUST-LISTEN FAN FAVORITES:
- Episode 34: Why did they take all the dicks and fannys out of books?
- Episode 39: Why did Bungle put on pyjamas to go to bed but wandered about naked all day?
- Episode 32: Why is the English language so f*ed up?
- Episode 37: Is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Just a Massive Prick Tease?
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Who Takes the Socks Off?
Socks Off - Summer 2025
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This is not an episode
You should not listen to this unless you want to know what will be happening over the next couple of months, or you just like the sound of our voices or something.
Bit odd if you ask me.
Anyway, has anyone seen Ross?
I got this weird message from Valencio saying something about bondage?
Better go and try to find him I guess.
See you all soon!
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