Who Takes the Socks Off?
Ever laid awake asking yourself the deeply unnecessary questions in life? Welcome home.
Join Ross & Simon as they tackle life’s most bizarre mysteries, absurd urban legends, pop-culture plot holes, and hilarious, unspoken everyday truths. No filter, no topic off-limits, and absolutely no guarantee of actual wisdom, just top-tier British banter, sharp humour, and ridiculous debates.
Whether they're dissecting why the English language makes zero sense or questioning childhood TV logic, every episode is a deep dive into the absurd.
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Jump straight into Season 2 where the podcast takes it's current form, then maybe go back for season 1 after.
MUST-LISTEN FAN FAVORITES:
- Episode 34: Why did they take all the dicks and fannys out of books?
- Episode 39: Why did Bungle put on pyjamas to go to bed but wandered about naked all day?
- Episode 32: Why is the English language so f*ed up?
- Episode 37: Is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Just a Massive Prick Tease?
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Who Takes the Socks Off?
Socks: On or Off? Episode 20 - Mate or Date?
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Well, by now you all know the socks like to talk shit, but this time they really are "talking shit". Ross, Simon and guest Matt Roseblade are talking excrement, and lots of it.
With a question of scatalogical proportions, the debate rages and eventually a decision must be made as to who's toilet will be getting blocked, your mate's or your date's?
Surely this is a no-brainer?
Only one way to find out!
Matt Roseblade
Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/wmatty.bsky.social
Event - https://www.brightonfringe.org/events/matt-roseblade-a-jumped-up-country-boy/
Shepherd, frogspawn farmer, international IT consultant. How TF did that happen? Matt Roseblade is getting old. Should he get old like Morrissey has? Or are there better ways to blaze through his last couple of decades?
Join Matt on a journey of discovery and hilarity as he discusses teaching Germans to swear, how male frogs are like spunky Tardises and why the greatest pleasures are obtained from friendship and jingly bells.
All proceeds to go to Brighton's Oasis Project - helping women, children and families affected by drugs and alcohol. Additionally, there will be a collection after the show. https://www.oasisproject.org.uk/
Please if you're in the area and are able go and support this great event and the great man bringing the laughs.
Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!
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