Episode 16 - Why would a cow wear "human" cologne?

This episode our socks try to work out why on earth a cow would wear cologne. Is it just a hot date in the offing or are there more important things to be considered? Who are Smurf, Big Bertha and Little Witch, and, quite importantly, why you should never try to light bovine flatulence!

Who Takes the Socks Off is a fortnightly podcast where a bunch of friends answer the questions you never knew you needed answering until you heard them.

Chapters

• 0:00 Welcome
• 1:23 The answer... or is it?
• 3:03 Why is it cologne?
• 3:35 Obsessive Tiger
• 4:24 Origins
• 4:54 It's very English of us don't you know
• 5:03 Ross goes world bashing
• 5:58 Is there more to it than just smelling nice?
• 8:10 more bad jokes
• 8:35 Pheromones discovered
• 9:06 The return of Napoleon
• 9:25 Shout out to Jordan North
• 10:00 Someone give me the answer!
• 11:13 An alternative answer
• 12:51 See-through tangent
• 13:30 It's a work of art darling!
• 14:16 Teetering on the edge with another tangent
• 15:21 It's not just for cows you know
• 16:11 Obligatory world records
• 17:42 Racing cows
• 18:21 Darwin award (aka never light bovine flatulence)
• 20:20 I'll take 3 please... oh you only have 1?
• 20:55 Skunks and curry farts
• 21:27 Awkward bowel movements
• 23:14 Mr Regular (TMI)
• 23:48 Simon had a friend once (no really) and he told him a tale
• 25:46 All hail Micky Flanagan!
• 26:26 We miss you already dear listeners (except Andy maybe)
• 26:52 Celebrity Malaria (cheery!)