Who Takes the Socks Off?

Episode 16 - Why would a cow wear "human" cologne?

April 01, 2022 Socks Productions Season 2 Episode 4
Who Takes the Socks Off?
Episode 16 - Why would a cow wear "human" cologne?
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This episode our socks try to work out why on earth a cow would wear cologne. Is it just a hot date in the offing or are there more important things to be considered? Who are Smurf, Big Bertha and Little Witch, and, quite importantly, why you should never try to light bovine flatulence!

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Welcome
The answer... or is it?
Why is it cologne?
Obsessive Tiger
Origins
It's very English of us don't you know
Ross goes world bashing
Is there more to it than just smelling nice?
more bad jokes
Pheromones discovered
The return of Napoleon
Shout out to Jordan North
Someone give me the answer!
An alternative answer
See-through tangent
It's a work of art darling!
Teetering on the edge with another tangent
It's not just for cows you know
Obligatory world records
Racing cows
Darwin award (aka never light bovine flatulence)
I'll take 3 please... oh you only have 1?
Skunks and curry farts
Awkward bowel movements
Mr Regular (TMI)
Simon had a friend once (no really) and he told him a tale
All hail Micky Flanagan!
We miss you already dear listeners (except Andy maybe)
Celebrity Malaria (cheery!)